Evaluations by Pokemon Connoisseur Lucario!

Evaluations by Pokemon Connoisseur Lucario!

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danielleschell:

http://www.math.tamu.edu/~dallen/hollywood/breaking/v.htm

Here is a link to figure out the latest codes of Gravity Falls.

I thought that the word WIDDLe was just for Widdle Gideon or something, but it’s really the key for the code which is why there’s a key over it. I feel dumb, but also that I could work for the CIA.

This code might change throughout the episodes though.

Filed under I NOTICED THE WIDDLE THE VERY FIRST TIME I SAW THE PREVIEW BY SOME HOLY MIRACLE BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR WIDDLE GIDEON THIS gravity falls gfs2 gravity falls spoilers

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dudewrath-the-exalted:

lady-macphisto:

iapetusneume:

d-esiree:

this looks like a magic place where you’d turn into a mermaid. 

#or be eaten by one

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

The explorers pulled the floundering body of Marcus Upchurch from the deepest part of the lake. Hysterical and disoriented, his body was covered in deep, bloodied, animal bites. Screaming gibberish about “lake harpies” and “cannibal waterhags”, the young man was quickly sedated and set up in a medical tent at the nearby encampment.
Fever broke within three hours, the medical team raced to get antiseptic into his innumerable wounds, noting with some curiosity that they were similar in size and shape to human teeth. With all his wounds tended, they had only to wait for his fever to break or hope for the best. The attendants who stayed in the tent watched over with a kind of muted interest that filled that hole where years of medical training had removed visceral disgust. Marcus’s body became sallow and clammy, covered with wide streaks of flaking skin as the moisture fled from his skin. Small pitted ulcers appeared, and the attendants found themselves wrestling him back into bed and tying his arms down to prevent him scratching them open any farther. His breaths became dry and labored, a hoarse death rattle sounding out like a strong wind rattling through a burlap sack. The medical staff had taken away that he had little time left, and soon the observation became a vigil as night fell over the camp.
Early the next morning, a shrill cry started the men of the exploration team from their tents. They rushed to the medical tent to find a gruesome sight. The attendants had all been mauled, leaving behind only bloody remnants that slumped lifeless against the crimson stained canvas, the rigor-mortis sealing their fingers around scalpels and bone saws stained with blood from the presumed struggle. Marcus was gone entirely, his cot overturned and his ropes broken, with shreds of bed sheets and clothing strewn about. Looking up, the explorers found a hole ripped out of the tent. Tentatively following it with rifles ready, they exited into the jungle and saw in the mud a deep impression. At first it looked like the trail of some tropical snake, but not nearly as smooth, the trail seemed to trash and turn in the mud as it went downhill. On either side, the clutching and desperate clawing of human hands could be made out.
With fear that some undiscovered animal had attacked them in the night, the party continued down the trail with intent to kill the beast, lest any more among them become prey.
To their surprise, the trail ended right on the shore of the very lake they recovered Marcus from. On its end was a lump of almost indiscernible animal flesh, carrying above it a halo of flies and a wretched stink. Walking up to it with a special kind of trepidation, they could make out Marcus’s sunken face on one end, mussed up with equal parts blood and sand. His teeth were like tiny enamel spears, sticking out jagged from a mouth that hung ajar. His face was pallid, with the blue lips and bulging eyes of someone being choked to death. His hand, now a pallid, bony claw, clutched at his neck, where a set of wide gills could be seen. As they looked further down his body, they saw his human skin turn into something chapped and inflamed, then into a gangrenous mass covered in flaking, thick scales. His legs had tapered together into a single limb, and the mangled bones of his feet could be seen suspended in the greenish film of epidermis that made a kind of fin. They noticed his other hand reaching with a desperation for the water, stopping just so that the lapping of the water washed over his fingers.
This was the last expedition the party would ever mount on what they called the Mermaid’s Spring.

dudewrath-the-exalted:

lady-macphisto:

iapetusneume:

d-esiree:

this looks like a magic place where you’d turn into a mermaid. 

#or be eaten by one

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

The explorers pulled the floundering body of Marcus Upchurch from the deepest part of the lake. Hysterical and disoriented, his body was covered in deep, bloodied, animal bites. Screaming gibberish about “lake harpies” and “cannibal waterhags”, the young man was quickly sedated and set up in a medical tent at the nearby encampment.

Fever broke within three hours, the medical team raced to get antiseptic into his innumerable wounds, noting with some curiosity that they were similar in size and shape to human teeth. With all his wounds tended, they had only to wait for his fever to break or hope for the best. The attendants who stayed in the tent watched over with a kind of muted interest that filled that hole where years of medical training had removed visceral disgust. Marcus’s body became sallow and clammy, covered with wide streaks of flaking skin as the moisture fled from his skin. Small pitted ulcers appeared, and the attendants found themselves wrestling him back into bed and tying his arms down to prevent him scratching them open any farther. His breaths became dry and labored, a hoarse death rattle sounding out like a strong wind rattling through a burlap sack. The medical staff had taken away that he had little time left, and soon the observation became a vigil as night fell over the camp.

Early the next morning, a shrill cry started the men of the exploration team from their tents. They rushed to the medical tent to find a gruesome sight. The attendants had all been mauled, leaving behind only bloody remnants that slumped lifeless against the crimson stained canvas, the rigor-mortis sealing their fingers around scalpels and bone saws stained with blood from the presumed struggle. Marcus was gone entirely, his cot overturned and his ropes broken, with shreds of bed sheets and clothing strewn about. Looking up, the explorers found a hole ripped out of the tent. Tentatively following it with rifles ready, they exited into the jungle and saw in the mud a deep impression. At first it looked like the trail of some tropical snake, but not nearly as smooth, the trail seemed to trash and turn in the mud as it went downhill. On either side, the clutching and desperate clawing of human hands could be made out.

With fear that some undiscovered animal had attacked them in the night, the party continued down the trail with intent to kill the beast, lest any more among them become prey.

To their surprise, the trail ended right on the shore of the very lake they recovered Marcus from. On its end was a lump of almost indiscernible animal flesh, carrying above it a halo of flies and a wretched stink. Walking up to it with a special kind of trepidation, they could make out Marcus’s sunken face on one end, mussed up with equal parts blood and sand. His teeth were like tiny enamel spears, sticking out jagged from a mouth that hung ajar. His face was pallid, with the blue lips and bulging eyes of someone being choked to death. His hand, now a pallid, bony claw, clutched at his neck, where a set of wide gills could be seen. As they looked further down his body, they saw his human skin turn into something chapped and inflamed, then into a gangrenous mass covered in flaking, thick scales. His legs had tapered together into a single limb, and the mangled bones of his feet could be seen suspended in the greenish film of epidermis that made a kind of fin. They noticed his other hand reaching with a desperation for the water, stopping just so that the lapping of the water washed over his fingers.

This was the last expedition the party would ever mount on what they called the Mermaid’s Spring.

(Source: malformalady, via genalovestoons)

Filed under THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY OMFG tw; body horror jfc

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themysteryofgravityfalls:

Gravity Falls - Season 2 - Where to Watch
As we all know, Scaryoke, the premiere episode of Season 2 of Gravity Falls, airs tomorrow on Disney Channel. Future episodes will air on Disney XD first. People worldwide want to see the show as soon as possible and want to know, where and how can I watch episodes in a timely manner?
Live Streams for Premiere Episodes
If you don’t get Disney XD, don’t live in America, or just want to watch the show as it airs with tons of other fans, be sure to check out our livestream on Twitch.tv. This stream will happen when each episode premieres. It will be the same as watching on TV, including commercials.
Purchasing Episodes
The day after an episode premieres, it will be available through services like iTunes, Amazon Instant Video, and Google Play. You can purchase episodes individually in SD or HD resolution or purchase a “Season Pass” to get a chunk of the episodes (referred to as a volume) at a discounted price.
Reruns on Disney Channel
Episodes will air on Disney Channel usually the Friday after it premieres on Disney XD. They will air as part of an ongoing “Disney XD on Disney Channel” event. If you don’t have access to Disney XD or purchase an episode, you can catch the episodes again on Disney Channel on basic cable.
Official Websites
Gravity Falls episodes are also uploaded to both the official Gravity Falls website and on Watch Disney XD though the latter requires a compatible cable provider login. Episodes will be added sooner to Watch Disney XD compared to the official site but both will rotate episodes so they won’t always be available.
Wrap Up
There will be several places to watch and/or download the episodes after they premiere. There will also be tons of posts on tumblr and many other sites discussing episodes when they air so watch out for spoilers. Have fun watching the show and uncovering the mysteries within. If you like Gravity Falls and want to support it, there is merchandise coming soon such as plushes, toy figures, more DVDs, and books, and much more.
See you all tomorrow!

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Gravity Falls - Season 2 - Where to Watch

As we all know, Scaryoke, the premiere episode of Season 2 of Gravity Falls, airs tomorrow on Disney Channel. Future episodes will air on Disney XD first. People worldwide want to see the show as soon as possible and want to know, where and how can I watch episodes in a timely manner?

Live Streams for Premiere Episodes

If you don’t get Disney XD, don’t live in America, or just want to watch the show as it airs with tons of other fans, be sure to check out our livestream on Twitch.tv. This stream will happen when each episode premieres. It will be the same as watching on TV, including commercials.

Purchasing Episodes

The day after an episode premieres, it will be available through services like iTunes, Amazon Instant Video, and Google Play. You can purchase episodes individually in SD or HD resolution or purchase a “Season Pass” to get a chunk of the episodes (referred to as a volume) at a discounted price.

Reruns on Disney Channel

Episodes will air on Disney Channel usually the Friday after it premieres on Disney XD. They will air as part of an ongoing “Disney XD on Disney Channel” event. If you don’t have access to Disney XD or purchase an episode, you can catch the episodes again on Disney Channel on basic cable.

Official Websites

Gravity Falls episodes are also uploaded to both the official Gravity Falls website and on Watch Disney XD though the latter requires a compatible cable provider login. Episodes will be added sooner to Watch Disney XD compared to the official site but both will rotate episodes so they won’t always be available.

Wrap Up

There will be several places to watch and/or download the episodes after they premiere. There will also be tons of posts on tumblr and many other sites discussing episodes when they air so watch out for spoilers. Have fun watching the show and uncovering the mysteries within. If you like Gravity Falls and want to support it, there is merchandise coming soon such as plushes, toy figures, more DVDs, and books, and much more.

See you all tomorrow!

Filed under reference gravity falls gfs2 because I'll be out of town for a few of the premieres

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vinegod:

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